Name's Tori. Sixteen, junior in high school, Texan, and an aspiring pilot and alpaca farmer. Band takes up way too much of my life. I'm a bitch, get over it.

→ A prerequisite for being my acquaintance is a shared loathing of humanity.

→ I play the clarinet. It's pretty much the bane of my existence.

→ God damnit, just because I'm in band doesn't mean I want to pursue a career in music. |: In fact, I'm burning my clarinet right after I graduate.

→ I enjoy hating on people, maybe a little too much.

→ I'm very blunt, which sometimes comes off as me being rude. Don't take it personally, that's just how I roll.

→ I believe in God and all that stuff (the Protestant version, anyway), but religion isn't all that important to me. I tend to sway towards science as opposed to "miracles".

→ I'm extraordinarily competitive.

→ U ALL JELLY OF MUH ACADEC TEAM.

→ I seem to lack a conscience.

→ I abhor stupid people and goody-two-shoes with a fiery, burning passion.

→ I curse like a sailor.

→ I'm a hypocrite, but aren't we all?

→ Sometimes I wish I had the power to excommunicate people.

→ Roleplaying is fun... especially anthro. :c

things that are awesome: IKEA, indie music, alpacas, winning, shopping, Anthropologie, Fossil, Urban Outfitters, Etsy, money, people who aren't two-faced, Star Trek, giant medals the size of your face, Project Runway, Tim Gunn, Acadec, Daniel Berdichevsky, Clément Chabernaud, the Eagle Nebula, Monty Python, L. D. Bell Marching Band

things that should go lay down and die: self-righteous wankers, folks with superiority complexes, apes, babies, stupid people, chihuahuas, rat dogs, Glee, 'Gleeks', Rachel Ray, hypocrites who deny being hypocrites, two-faced whores in general, stupid people

As long as you don't fall in the latter category, we should get along swimmingly. (: